Mei Duilio
Chief Happiness Officer
I didn't choose the Golden life, the Golden life chose me.
Hired
- 2025
Mei is GeoEngineers’ Chief Happiness officer (CHO) and professional tennis ball addict. If you’re having a bad day, Mei takes personal offense. In her world, joy is mandatory, fetch is eternal, and guard dog duty is… someone else’s problem.
Mei joined her human, Madisyn, back in college, and has been running the show ever since. She considers herself a personal mentor, life coach, and part-time therapist—although she is currently not accepting new clients. Her loyalty to Madisyn knows no bounds, as she has loyally supervised her most “transformative years” with the assistance of her slobbery tennis balls and unconditional love.
In the workplace, Mei’s greatest strength is her ability to look devastatingly cute while doing absolutely nothing useful for security. Make no mistake, though—her true calling is fetch. If there is a yellow tennis ball anywhere within sight, that ball is now the center of the universe. With her tunnel vision, Mei is prepared to chase the ball until she literally collapses.
Off the clock, Mei’s days are full of swimming and eating anything that resembles food. While she prefers strawberries, she will happily gobble up any snack you left unattended for more than 15 seconds.
Mei’s schedule may be full of meetings and reviews, she is always happy to invite visitors into her office, as long as they come equipped with a snack and a belly rub.
